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Ethnically the Cimmerians to which Conan belongs are descendants of the Atlanteans, though they do not remember their ancestry. In his fictional historical essay The Hyborian Age, Howard describes how the people of Atlantis — the land where his character King Kull originated — had to move east after a great cataclysm changed the face of the world and sank their island, settling where Ireland and Scotland would eventually be located, Thus they are In Howard's work The ancestors of the Irish and Scottish The Celtic Gaels not the Picts, the other ancestor of modern Scots who Howard also wrote of.
In the same work, Howard also described how the Cimmerians eventually moved south and east after the age of Conan presumably in the vicinity of the Black Sea, where the historical Cimmerians dwelt. It's kind of a mysterious list in lots of ways e. And yeah, haven't read OLOD but it certainly sounds intriguing, particularly since I understand the plot involves Clark Ashton Smith , who is a great hero of mine.
I wonder why they didn't "cheat" and put Dark Ladies: 'Conjure Wife' and 'Our Lady of Darkness' on the list perhaps that edition hadn't been published yet. Actually, that reminds me - I need to add that to my LT library. Oh yeah! Conan thread! I am black-haired! Treading the jeweled thrones of the Earth under my sandalled feet! Et cetera! I read Our Lady of Darkness in high school, and I remember enjoying it a lot, but I recall practically none of the contents.
I've recently reacquired it in the same pocket paperback edition I originally read, I suspect that I'll like it even better on a second go, since various allusions will actually be significant for me. And, by Crom, the obligatory quaff of ale and tapping a passing wench on her luscious rump, without losing sight of the suspicious cowled figure in the corner of the tavern!
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Re: 30 - - Yes, of course: the Cimmerians aren't the Real Cimmerians - - it's a made-up world. But Howard's world is shoe-horned into the empty spaces on the real world's timeline. And, as I understand it, the actor isn't "Hawaiian", he's multi-ethnic. I haven't the slightest problem seeing him as the protagonist in a made-up world. You want a "Celt"? He's part Irish. Howard imagined the Cimmerians as a proto-Celtic people with mostly black hair and blue or grey eyes.
As i type this, the movie trailer just aired. He looks the part to me. No biggie. The wire-fighting 'spinning in the air while swinging a sword' is worrisome. And lets hope the actual soundtrack is better than what they are playing in commercials. It'd be interesting to patch a bunch of those together. At least they didn't make Conan's world look like Medieval Europe. Edit: Amazon has samples from the soundtrack available. It isn't Basil Poledouris, but they were at least inspired by him.
Yes the actor is part white and part pacific islander. Conan is not multiracial. He is the wrong race. I have seen people making a big ordeal about his eyes not being blue. No kidding his eyes aren't blue. JRR Tolkien made up a world too. Lets change all that and let the Hobbits be black and the elves be Australian aboriginals. It is just made up so it doesn't matter right? Except I'm sure it would to the person who wrote it and anyone who respects the work.
It is not a faithful adaption. Let me make a Marvel comics film about the Black Panther played by a white Russian guy. It is cool right? It is all made up after all. Yeah we know what Howard's Cimmerians are supposed to look like. He described Conan several times. They are based on the Irish, Howard was Irish American. Howard's world was loosely based on Earth in a make believe time line.
Because the glaciers were retreating at a certain time in our real world does not meant hat is what happened in Howard. I know it sounds lame but every action film since then has had to copy its style. We have been plagued by over a decades worth of shit thanks to that film. If you had ever read the stories you would realize that parts of Conan's world were inspired by medieval Europe.
It was not the barren dust and sand and old brick walls depicted in the comics. There are knights in full plate with banner topped lances and all of that. Either you have not read Howard or you are being dishonest. A made-up world of 10, years ago. I don't know as the modern "races" were fully evolved yet; certainly it's extremely doubtful that the blonde Nordic "race" was in place, as Asgard was or was quite recently still under the Ice.
Hell, Arnold varied more from Howard's description than the new guy does. Were you complaining as vociferously about the decision to cast Arnold as Conan, because HE didn't match Howard's description? Could the new guy BE a worse actor than vintage Arnold? Black hair, heavily-muscled physique: good enough for me. I don't think the script OR the Howard stories actually hang on the protagonist's eye-color. I'd be more interested in the guy's acting abilities. Your mileage obviously varies. And if you've read the shooting script, there's probably more wrong with the movie than casting a non-Cimmerian in the lead Conan's eye color is important to the character.
Momoa does not have black hair, he has brown hair. His hair color if just as wrong as Arnolds's. Yeah, they should have died Arnold's hair. I agree. Howard's world contains what becomes Europe and people live there with no ice age. No Nordic blonde race? What about the Asir and Vanir?
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You haven't read Howard have you? Jason Momoa can not act his way out of a paper sack. Have you never seen Baywatch or Stargate Atlantis? I know he is a made up character. Everyone is aware of that. So it is cool re remake Shaft with a white guy? A Black Panther movie with a Mexican dude? We can make him into a Hawwaiian guy? This stuff is part of who the character is. Aside from possibly not having blue eyes - and wouldn't it be a simple trick to give him blue eyes via contacts or something like that?
While he's always a hit with the wenches. REH often describes the barbarian as being "scarred". I suspect that the worst part of the new film will be an overindulgence in CGI, although as I mentioned earlier, I saw the first several minutes featuring Conan-as-a-lad and it just seemed uninspired. Sometimes valid and interesting, sometimes not. Certainly not done in such a way as it gets in the way of that super-powered storytelling technique. Still, I'm sure that none of that was even a blip on the radar for the people making the movie.
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And if they can't remember a simple, but important element like making sure Conan has blue-eyes, it will just be a sign that nobody cared about the details. I think what this movie is missing really, is a director with the amount of control John Milius had. That original movie wasn't strictly R. Having said all that, I'm still going to go see that probable train-wreck, and I always wait for Netflix. On the off chance it is good, I'd like to see a series of Conan movies.
There is so much I blame on The Matrix. I never mind piling more on top. I never got the hype surrounding that movie, except for the style. It seemed awfully similar story-wise to Dark City , released a year earlier. Thulean at Conan is not multiracial. More than one person has told you that they don't see this as a deal-breaker.
OK, your mileage varies: clearly, this is important to YOU. That does not mean that we're either ignorant OR dishonest. You're insulting people on the internet about a question of taste. Cite, please? OK, maybe Sinatra. Or maybe Paul Newman OK, how about this? Suppose we're talking about a different movie, a swashbuckler about Prince Rupert.
Now, Rupert was an Actual Person - but offhand, I don't know his eye color. Suppose somebody told you that they refused to see the movie simply because the actor cast as Rupert had the wrong-colored eyes? Here's a tip for you: People can disagree about the minutia of pop culture without the person who disagrees with you necessarily being either ignorant or a liar. Because this? Friend, you're talking to somebody who might be the only guy you'll ever meet who has looked into Robert Howard's boxing stories.
You might want to re-calibrate your sense of who you're talking to before you shoot your mouth off like that. I'm actually a little prickly about strangers on the internet insulting me. Frazetta's Conan , the version I know from the '60s. Points well made, all around. Remember that we are all mutually linked by our love of the literature first and foremost, right?
I still find Momoa to be a bit too purty to be Conan, but at least the film makers aren't claiming to have made the definitive version or anything like that. I'll probably ignore the new film as easily as I did the cinematic Solomon Kane. Maybe someday I'll just watch all of the REH adaptations in one marathon session, enjoying whatever good bits there are to be found.
No where am I telling anyone else that they have to care. Just because some people may not care does not mean that he is in fact not the wrong race. But since you have read Howard then I assume you know damn well that the characters racial background in an important aspect of him. And his eye color is mentioned often enough to be a recognizable defining characteristic of the him as well. The fact is that Momoa looks nothing like Conan. Besides he obvious racial difference he has the wrong color hair and eyes.
You would think that both would have been an easy fix, no? That at least would have brought him closer. What about the people who were mad that the guy cast to play the lead in Avatar the Last Airbender was the wrong race? Or the lead in Prince of Persia? Where they just emotionally invested? I notice you are ignoring my questions about if it was reversed with white actors playing the role of non-white characters. More than one person has made it clear that they think that Momoa is the wrong race.
As far as being dishonest you sat here and said that there was no Nordic based race in Howard's Conan tales. As someone who has read so much of Howard then I expect that you full well new that there was. Am I attributing someone else quote to you? You know Howard's work and you are trying to tell me that the Asir do not live in Asgard, the Vanir in Vanaheim and the Hyperboreans in Hyperborea? Still, I retract my comment as I wish no ill will.
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I'll tell you what. Instead of arguing BS here I'll start rereading all of the Conan tales and make a post here noting every time race or Conan's eye color is brought up and exactly where. Thanks to 46 for seeing my point. Thulean at Still, I retract my comment as I wish no ill will. Thank you. OK, not to spend to much time arguing Conan on the internet: I also said "But Howard's world is shoe-horned into the empty spaces on the real world's timeline. I'm reasonably sure that Howard was fully aware of the Ice Age, and that the Europe of 10, years ago was a relatively New World being recolonized in his Hyborian Age; therefore -as I said above - I'm not sure that modern concepts of "race" are applicable.
We fully agree on your statement that "Actually REH's Cimmeria has nothing at all to do with the real ancient Cimmerians. If you agree that Howard's geography doesn't need to map the real geography, and agree that Howard's tribes don't need to map to the actual tribes - then why are you so deeply offended that I don't object to Momea's looks? No, but you told me that I was either ignorant or dishonest for not agreeing with you. I never said that you weren't entitled to your opinion; what I said that Momea's looks weren't a deal-breaker for me.
That seems to have offended you. No, all that I'm saying is that as the Ice has only just retreated - in Howard's world AND in ours - I would find it hard to believe that the new settlers of these lands - moving back from either the Mediterranean OR from Atlantis - would be any less dark-complexioned than Franzetta's Conan.
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As it happens, the movie may or may not be terrible and note that you're berating me over a movie that neither of us has yet seen ; but your position that "Momoa looks NOTHING like Conan is supposed to. He is the wrong race" is only one opinion; if nothing else, you'll note that Momea is noticeably lighter than Frazetta's Conan.
It seems to be quite the reverse in fact. I posted why above. Are you still suggesting that none of Howard's races were based on Nordic peoples? That is not a matter of agreeing with me or not, they obviously are based on that. Hell they are named after the types of Nordic gods. I have only seen 4 reviews of the film and three of them have been bad. In real life? I've been enjoying the debate here. As long as we can keep disagreements from getting personal, this is exactly the kind of thing that I created this group for, and which I've been hoping to see.
How about posting some of the more relevant reviews of the film here? Especially those that compare the film to its source. I've been waiting for Ebert's, although I'm really looking forward to the ones from Video Watchdog and Videoscope.. And thanks for the link. Thanks for giving them a shout-out - I'm sure they appreciate it.
The images from the new movie look great. I especially like comparing this one: To this one: And this one: Sorry! I couldn't help myself! That pic of Groo must made my night! Hopefully Netflix will have it. I'll get to those reviews shortly, thanks. Except for everyone else in the comic. It's somewhere in my top five right now. If so, that's kind of crazy, isn't it? It just went to press a year or two ago! And I think they failed.
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They really do not look that alike other than the yellow background. I am looking forward to Robert Rodriguez take on live action Frazetta in the Fire and Ice remake though! I didn't know about that. Though it does make the promised Sin City 2 and 3 seem less and less likely to ever happen. He also has the rights for a new Heavy Metal and is working on that too. Busy guy. When he has a decent script, he's just about unstoppable. I picked up the first volume a couple weeks ago but I haven't sat down and watched any of it yet.
Well, Ebert slagged it, and he's probably the single mainstream critic whose opinion I actually value. The plot involves — oh, never mind. You have your Barbarians, and they kill one another in an unending series of battle scenes. I guess Conan is the good guy, but what difference does it make? He has no cause or belief. He's driven by revenge against the sadistic Khalar Zym Stephen Lang , who trapped Conan's father under a vat of molten iron, assigned young Conan to exert his little muscles to try to keep it from tipping, and screamed at the old man: "You will watch your child die trying to save you!
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